Really Random

thequeenofhell:

Isn’t it weird that in 20 years you are going to be a completely different person then you are right now. A different house, different friends hopefully faster wifi

(via secretlyademigodinthetardis)

gloriousbacchus:

religiousmom:

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

(via secretlyademigodinthetardis)

“WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg”

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

(via mysticallife)

masooonderulo:

madammadhatter:

masooonderulo:

when the abbott government makes us homeless let’s all become mole people n live underground and create our own government where the currency is those lil dove chocolates w/ positive affirmations on the wrappers and we only communicate via an innovative and emotional combination of rap n opera

Australia are you okay?

no

(via nerdgirl-to-the-rescue)

awwww-cute:

You go on, I’m just going to rest my eyes for a little

awwww-cute:

You go on, I’m just going to rest my eyes for a little

School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up

Student: I got bullied.

School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?

wherephantomssleep:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

seraphfeathers:

date a boy who’s an angel. not like when people use angel as a synonym for sweet but a literal angel with six wings and thirty eyes and three heads of different animals. date a boy who uses a flaming sword and has a murderous vengeance that burns even hotter. 

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#NO YOU FUCKING DON’T DEAN  #THAT’S THE ENTIRE FUCKING PROBLEM (via everythingelsegoesherethen)

(Source: djfdhajekhfkhefkjheriuhg, via cas-the-timey-wimey-angel)

awkward-fallen-angel:

221b-tardisimpala-croatoan-angel:

whydouwantaname:

urnotsammy:

oh dear 😱

Fandom, you ok?

Do we fucking look okay?

We are NEVER okay

awkward-fallen-angel:

221b-tardisimpala-croatoan-angel:

whydouwantaname:

urnotsammy:

oh dear 😱

Fandom, you ok?

Do we fucking look okay?

We are NEVER okay

(via secretlyademigodinthetardis)

geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

(Source: mistienight, via cas-the-timey-wimey-angel)